He kissed a someone with a penis
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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