Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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