but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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