It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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