Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
That's when you crack a 10am beer
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
