Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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