I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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