zippers are such a cool invention
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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