that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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