...so i touched it.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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