used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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