I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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