why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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