Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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