There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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