i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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