I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
