hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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