I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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