Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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