i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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