69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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