do herpes really smell.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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