I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She tied me up with her honor cords...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
