New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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