you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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