I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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