i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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