): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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