Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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