Having a random hookup so left but love u
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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