I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Sorry about my life...
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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