I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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