Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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