What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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