i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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