STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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