What a fucking waste of an outfit
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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