Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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