So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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