Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I puked a lego.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
MIDGETS
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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