if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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