hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm jealous of your bromance
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Randomize
