We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
you inspire me to be a worse person
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Your penis caused this!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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