Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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