Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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