Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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