Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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