Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He managed to rip my nipple last night....