I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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