I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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