evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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