you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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