This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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