I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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