therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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