We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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