But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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