i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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