I want to stick my p in your. b.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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